Sagar Patel 
<br> <br> Joke 
<br> <br> John came home from school one day and said to his mother, "today 
in school I was punished for something that I didn't do". 
<br> The mother said, "But that's terrible John. I'm going
 to have a talk with your teacher about this! By the way, what was
 it that you didn't do?"
<br> John replied, "My homework."

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<li> Net-ID: spatel35 at uic dot edu
<li> Major: Biological sciences
<li> Year: Junior
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